i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
