She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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