Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Shame is for Republicans.
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