i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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