I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just pee around me
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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