Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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