If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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