small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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