I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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