HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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