If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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