If that was your dad, he is hot
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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