i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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