Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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