We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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