don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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