You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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