Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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