As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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