On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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