This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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