pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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