I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
he puts the penis in happiness.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
zippers are such a cool invention
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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