I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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