You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
There are leaves in my underwear?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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