I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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