How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
bring money and cleavage
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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