Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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