Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize