porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
So vagazzling was a success
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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