the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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