The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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