that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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