i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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