He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Randomize
