As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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