that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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