Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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