Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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