You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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