Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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