i permit you to call me
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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