My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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