CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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