Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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