just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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