it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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