Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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