I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
