We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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