Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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