Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
time to smoke my breakfast
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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