It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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