So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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