Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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