So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
BRING THE BAGELS
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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