Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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