I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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